The Roger Federer Bagel Bakery

How good is Roger Federer?

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I don't think there are enough superlatives to describe it. That was a phenomenal performance against Diego Hartfield last night. Phenomenal. I mean, Hartfield is not exactly the greatest player in the whole world, but you have to be pretty darn good to get into a Slam, and Federer spanked him like a recalcitrant schoolboy.

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My theory? Roger is trying to make his claim to the 2008 Golden Bagel Award totally uncontestable as early in the year as possible. I love it when Roger bagels people. It makes me smile.

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It was an emphatic performance last night. It was a complete demolition. Sometimes you can tell in matches when Roger really wants to make a point, and this was one of them. Last year, when he played Djokovic in the fourth round of the Australian, and Djokovic was making all that noise about how he was going to pull Federer down, Roger came out with steel in his eyes and destroyed him. Likewise with Roddick in the semis, especially after Roddick had beaten him in Kooyong the week before, Roger had something to prove... and we all know how I felt about that 6-4 6-0 6-2 victory. Now, everyone's been questioning his health after that stomach flu, and I think our Rog is a bit sick of it.

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He's not ill. He's oh so very healthy. Ain't no one can doubt it now.

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I love that he can just ratchet it up. He's got gears. He knows what level he has to play and when. And he's just so great, all round! Jim Courier referred to him as a 'highlights package' last night, and I certainly know what he means!

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And he's just so nice. I was talking in my last post about my 'Life Lessons I Learned From Roger Federer' article, and one thing he said a few years back has always stuck with me. 'It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.' I wish I could live by that rule more than I do - it would be nice to be nicer! - but it just blows me away that someone in his position can believe that. Despite fame, fortune and undoubtedly numerous offers of wine, women and song, he's still Roger. He's grounded. He's real. He thinks that being nice is better than being important.

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There are a lot of celebrities - and people - that could learn a lot from Roger Federer.

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Australian Open Day 2 Results

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Men's Draw

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Roger Federer def. Diego Hartfield, 6-0 6-3 6-0

Novak Djokovic def. Benjamin Becker, 6-0 6-2 7-6 (7-5)

Lleyton Hewitt def. Steve Darcis, 6-0 6-3 6-0

James Blake def. Nicolas Massu, 6-3 6-2 6-2

Marcos Baghdatis def. Thomas Johansson, 7-6 (7-0) 6-2 3-6 6-3

Hyung-taik Lee def. Chris Guccione, 7-6 (8-6) 6-3 6-4

Fernando Gonzalez def. Konstantinos Economidis, 6-4 7-6 (7-2) 6-1

Peter Luczak def. Mariano Zabaleta, 6-1 6-7 (2-7) 6-3 6-4

Janko Tipsarevic def. Joseph Sirianni, 7-5 6-2 6-7 (6-8) 0-6 6-0

Marat Safin def. Ernests Gulbis, 6-0 6-4 7-6 (7-2)

David Nalbandian def. Robert Smeets, 6-1 6-1 7-6 (7-3)

David Ferrer def. Edouard Roger-Vasselin, 6-2 6-2 6-1

Sam Querrey def. Olivier Rochus, 6-3 6-2 7-5

Juan Monaco def. Carlos Berlocq, 7-6 (7-5) 7-5 6-1

Juan Carlos Ferrero def. Nicolas Kiefer, 6-4 6-3 6-1

Tomas Berdych def. Werner Eschauer, 6-4 6-4 6-4

Alun Jones def. Albert Montanes, 6-4 6-3 3-6 6-2

Amer Delic def. Robert Kendrick, 6-4 7-5 6-2

Michael Russell def. Fabio Fognini, 6-1 4-6 6-2 3-6 6-3

Oscar Hernandez def. Ivo Minar, 1-6 7-6 (7-5) 6-2 6-1

Denis Istomin def. Lukas Lacko, 6-3 6-7 (1-7) 7-6 (7-4) 6-1

Jurgen Melzer def. Jiri Vanek, 6-3 6-4 6-4

Simone Bolelli def. Rajeev Ram, 7-6 (7-5) 6-4 2-6 6-3

Fabrice Santoro def. John Isner, 6-2 6-2 6-4

Fernando Verdasco def. Thierry Ascione, 6-4 6-0 6-3

Denis Gremelmayr def. Sergio Roitman, 6-1 0-6 6-4 7-5

Robin Haase def. Ivan Ljubicic, 6-7 (2-7) 6-3 6-0 7-6 (7-1)

Dmitry Tursunov def. Xavier Malisse, 6-7 (1-7) 5-7 6-2 6-1 6-3

Marin Cilic def. Nicolas Almagro, 7-6 (7-4) 7-5 6-2

Vince Spadea def. Radek Stepanek, 2-6 2-6 7-5 6-2 6-3

Sebastien Grosjean def. Filippo Volandri, 7-6 (7-3) 6-3 7-6 (7-0)

Juan Martin del Potro def. Santiago Ventura, 6-3 6-1 6-3

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Women's Draw

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Svetlana Kuznetsova def. Nathalie Dechy, 6-3 6-1

Ana Ivanovic def. Sorana Cirstea, 7-5 6-3

Anna Chakvetadze def. Andrea Petkovic, walkover

Venus Williams def. Yan Zi, 6-2 7-5

Daniela Hantuchova def. Vania King, 6-3 7-5

Sofia Arvidsson def. Marion Bartoli, 6-7 (3-7) 6-4 6-3

Nadia Petrova def. Nicole Pratt, 6-1 6-3

Sabine Lisicki def. Dinara Safina, 7-6 (7-4) 4-6 6-2

Ekaterina Makarova def. Agnes Szavay, 3-6 6-4 7-5

Alona Bondarenko def. Alla Kudryavtseva, 6-4 7-6 (7-4)

Catalina Castaño def. Lucie Safarova, 6-1 6-4

Li Na def. Severine Brémond, 6-2 4-6 6-4

Maria Kirilenko def. Meilen Tu, 6-4 4-6 6-3

Katarina Srebotnik def. Lourdes Domínguez Lino, 4-6 6-0 9-7

Agnieszka Radwanska def. Olga Savchuk, 6-0 6-1

Sania Mirza def. Iroda Tulyaganova, 6-4 6-2

Tathiana Garbin def. Eleni Daniilidou, 6-2 6-2

Akiko Morigami def. Michaella Krajicek, 6-2 6-2

Pauline Parmentier def. Martina Müller, 7-5 6-3

Alizé Cornet def. Clarisa Fernández, 6-3 6-3

Caroline Wozniacki def. Gisela Dulko, 6-1 6-1

Yvonne Meusburger def. Laura Granville, 6-1 6-4

Anastasia Rodionova def. Angelika Bachmann, 7-6 (7-3) 6-4

Virginia Ruano Pascual def. Roberta Vinci, 6-4 6-4

Anne Kremer def. Evgenia Linetskaya, 7-6 (10-8) 6-0

Camille Pin def. Monica Niculescu, 5-7 6-1 6-1

Tsvetana Pironkova def. Olga Govortsova, 6-1 6-1

Maria Elena Camerin def. Christina Wheeler, 6-1 6-2

Mariya Koryttseva def. María Emilia Salerni, 6-2 6-3

Timea Bacsinszky def. Sophie Ferguson, 6-4 6-3

Marta Domachowska def. Mathilde Johansson, 6-1 6-1

Alisa Kleybanova def. Peng Shuai, 7-5 4-6 9-7

Bagel, Breadstick

Gainful employment - it gets in the way. It always happens: in the only month tennis is really televised in Australia, I work more than any other month.

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It also means I can fund my tennis junket in a couple of days' time. A double-edged sword, alas.

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Due to said gainful employment, I didn't get to actually see any tennis, but I didn't need to see the match to know that Mikhail Youzhny's victory over Rafael Nadal in Chennai was a complete whitewash. What kind of result is that for the Number 2 tennis player in the world? Rafa is supposedly the heir-apparent to the Federer throne (though I think Novak Djokovic might have a few things to say about that!) When was the last time you saw Federer (or Djokovic, for that matter) beaten 6-0 6-1?

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I appreciate that Rafa had played a long match against Carlos Moya less than 24 hours before hand - apparently it was one of the longest three set matches ever played, going for about four hours, I think. Sure, he was tired, and it's the beginning of the season and he isn't really all there yet. But 6-0 6-1? A week before the beginning of the Australian Open? Even I can see that that's really not good enough.

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Tennis is an endurance sport. Tennis players are among the fittest people in the world. Five set matches can easily break the five-hour mark, and frequently go longer. It's almost a foreign thought to think of a tennis player getting tired.

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Look at Federer. When was the last time fatigue played a real role in his game? To be fair, Federer rarely goes to five sets because he demolishes his opponents a little earlier than that, but when he does - the marathon final of Rome 2006 comes to mind, where Nadal beat Federer in a fifth set tie break - it doesn't really look like (to me, anyway) that fatigue effects him much. Federer didn't lose that match because he was tired. That one rested entirely on that breaker, and he got outplayed by the best clay court player in the world. No shame there.

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I'm not questioning Nadal's fitness - obviously, to be as good as Nadal is, you have to be extraordinarily fit. But to lose 6-0 6-1? Mikhail Youzhny is a great player, and I think he can beat just about anyone in the top 20, including Rafa, but I wouldn't think he'd be able to beat them like that - bagel, breadstick.

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(On a brief aside, I love that bakery tennis terminology. 6-0, a bagel. 6-1, a breadstick. I heard someone talk about 6-2 being a croissant once, and I like that one as well!)

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In other news, what a win for the French wizard yesterday! I love watching Fabrice Santoro play, and even though I like James Blake, it was great to see Santoro win - even though I didn't get to actually SEE it, per se. Santoro is actually responsible for one of my favourite tennis strokes of all time - when he played against David Nalbandian in the quarters of the Australian Open in 2006, he sent this drop shot just over the net, and before Nalbandian could get to it, it bounced back to Santoro's side, such was the crazy spin! James Blake was the champion here last year, so he'll lose a lot of points... and it'll be interesting to see who gets up and wins it!

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I'd like it to be Dmitry Tursunov. Or Carlos Moya. I think.

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Today's Results

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Chennai Open (Chennai)

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Mikhail Youzhny def. Rafael Nadal, 6-0 6-1

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Medibank International (Sydney)

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Men's Draw

Richard Gasquet def. Igor Andreev, 6-3 7-6 (8-6)

Fabrice Santoro def. James Blake, 7-6 (7-4) 6-2

Tomas Berdych def. Filippo Volandri, 6-1 6-3

Fernando Verdasco def. Feliciano Lopez, 6-3 4-6 6-2

Agustin Calleri def. Greg Jones, 6-3 6-2

Sebastien Grosjean def. Peter Luczak, 6-4 4-6 6-0

Gilles Simon def. Mardy Fish, 7-6 (8-6) 6-1

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Women's Draw

Katarina Srebotnik def. Anna Chakvetadze, 7-5 6-1

Daniela Hantuchova def. Dinara Safina, 5-7 6-4 6-4

Marion Bartoli def. Karin Knapp, 6-1 6-0

Sofia Arvidsson def. Elena Dementieva, 6-1 7-5

Nicole Vaidisova def. Camille Pin, 6-1 2-6 6-2

Tatiana Golovin def. Tzipora Obziler, 6-2 6-3

Shahar Peer def. Yuliana Fedak, 6-3 6-2

Francesca Schiavone def. Jill Craybas, 6-4 6-4

Kaia Kanepi def. Dominika Cibulkova, 3-6 6-1 7-6 (8-6)

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Heineken Open (Auckland)

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Juan Ignacio Chela def. Daniel King-Turner, 5-7 6-2 7-5

Nicolas Almagro def. Jose Acasuso, 6-3 6-4

Albert Montanes def. Jose Statham, 6-4 6-4

Jurgen Melzer def. Werner Eschauer, 6-4 1-6 6-3

Julien Benneteau def. Dudi Sela, 6-4 7-6 (7-3)

Florian Mayer def. Sam Querrey, 7-5 6-3

Olivier Rochus def. Michael Berrer, 6-7 (8-10) 6-2 6-4

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Moorilla Hobart International (Hobart)

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Alona Bondarenko def. Jessica Moore, 7-5 6-2

Vera Zvonareva def. Olga Poutchkova, 6-3 6-0

Flavia Pennetta def. Agnieszka Radwanska, 6-4 1-6 6-2

Olga Govortsova def. Victoria Azarenka, 1-3 ret.

Sania Mirza def. Lourdes Domínguez Lino, 6-4 6-0

Nuria Llagostera Vives def. Gisela Dulko, 6-3 2-1 ret.

Meilen Tu def. Emilie Loit, 4-6 6-1 6-4

Ioana Raluca Olaru def. Peng Shuai, 3-6 6-4 7-5

Anna Lapushchenkova def. Kateryna Bondarenko, 6-3 6-4

Ashley Harkleroad def. Yaroslava Shvedova, 6-4 6-3

Edina Gallovits def. Alberta Brianti, 6-2 6-3

Jelena Dokic def. Martina Müller, 6-4 0-6 6-2

Alla Kudryavtseva def. Monique Adamczak, 6-3 6-2